Tiger Woods?

Tiger,where for art thou?

According to Lori (Mrs.Sugar), Tiger is still recuperating from his Swedish 3-iron Massage. I believe his physical injuries should have healed by now. He is probably still nurturing his precious, enormous ego. On a serious note; people such as Tiger, child actors, children who are accelerated through the education process (gifted), and children who have parents with unrealistic standards have their natural aging process bastardized. The ability to function in mainstream society is skewed. Addiction, social dysfunction, and mental anguish are almost certain to follow. Okay, enough of the serious stuff! That made my brain hurt.

Sugar's Tiger prediction: Tiger will continue to lay low. Once Elin makes the permanent move to Sweden, thereby verifying the dissolve of the relationship, Tiger can reappear. Next, make a heartfelt, tear filled apology to Elin, his children, his family, fans, and the PGA to begin the sympathy train. I think Tiger will come out just before the Masters, maybe 2 tournaments early. He plays well in the Masters, then wins the British Open, and he will be back in the favor of the golf world. We all now how to forgive those who own up to their mistakes. Especially when they can entertain us four days out of the week. Rumor is , Elin needs a pool boy. I'm all over that. I can see it now, me in a yellow thong and red flip flops, spritzing Elin and her sister and rubbing them down with suntan lotion. Adios, America.

Standing on my last nerve.
Today, let's BBQ Danica Patrick. To me Danica Patrick is good waste of flesh. Her "The World is against me" attitude is awful. She should appreciate the talent that she has been blessed with. Instead she constantly whines, sulks and bitches. Once she gets out there with the "Good Ole Boys" she'll wish she stayed in Indy Racing. I'm betting Danica will have an immediate opportunity to whine, when the GOB's trade paint with her and put her little butt into the wall. If you think that I'm going a little bit overboard; check out Danica Patrick - Milka Dunn cat fight on YouTube. Milka is another female driver on the Indy circuit. Danica's pretty tough, charging into male drivers pit box's and pushing them in the chest, when she knows they can't touch her. Watch how she acts when Milka throws a towel in her face. Can you say back pedal, whine, complain and run away. Danica, do all of us a favor, point your car at the sun and keep driving.

Hope all is well. I would like to thank those of you that signed up to follow this blog. God Bless, Sugar.