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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Gilbert Arenas - Brain Surgeon

Hello everyone. How about Gilbert Arenas? Gilbert is an NBA superstar. He plays for the Washington Wizards (formerly the Washington Bullets, ironic isn't it.) Gilbert is the guy that brought guns from his house to his work for the sake/safety of his young children. How about a gun safe Gilbert. He's a beauty, isn't he. I would like to borrow one of Mike and Mike in the morning(s) skits, to apply to Arenas. Hey Arenas, Just Shut up! Bringing firearms into Washington D.C. is a violation of law. Violating Federal Law automatically qualifies you for dumb ass status. Bringing 3 guns to your work/arena solidifies that. Arenas then explained that putting 3 guns (unloaded) out in front of his team mate (with whom he was arguing) was a joke. Keep shoveling Gilbert, you're not quite to the bottom yet. Arenas further explained that "he's a Goof Ball" and if people knew him, they too would also think it was funny. When informed that his actions were unlawful, Arenas pondered for a day and then came out with his brilliant statement. "Nobody would be making a big deal out of this if I was White." On day 4, Arenas found a trace of humility and acknowledged that he made a mistake. He may have been prompted by the whispers circulating, that D.C. law enforcement agents were about to have a chat with him. Oh Gilbert, do yourself a favor, Just Shut Up!

Standing on my last nerve.
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For those of you that will be in Myrtle Beach in the near future, check out Foster's Cafe. Foster's is your home bar, when your away from home. Foster's is located on business 17, between the 62nd ave. north traffic light and the 67th ave. north traffic light. It is easy to find, just look for the large yellow and green awning, with a big F on it. Foster's is owned by Don and Debbie Fonda. They are great friends, despite their die hard affection for all Philadelphia teams. Go Eagles, whip up on those Cowboys!!! Foster's offers great food, with a warm and homey atmosphere. Their signature sandwich is the French Dip, served nice and hot with Au Jus. I'm a huge fan of their Pies. The Sugar pie will have, pepperoni, hamburger, onions, mushrooms and jalapenos. My tongue is slapping my eyebrows just thinking about it. During the winter time they open at 4:00. Opening time will be at 11:00 a.m. when there is pro football on. Please stop in to see the gang! Tell them Sugar sent you. You'll either get a hug, or escorted out.

Breaking News 6:30 p.m. Wed. - Gilbert Arenas has just been suspended indefinitely by the NBA.

Gotta go, see you tomorrow, Peace, Love, and all the above, Sugar.

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